The Ultimate All-Purpose Excuse

For future info, this did not really happen, but it is a good story.
There was one day I didn’t do absolutely nothing because of the fact that I was hurting everywhere and there was a big storm getting ready to come in. well it started off as my dad asking me why I didn’t do anything for that day. I replied to him by saying because I was hurting, but apparently that was just an excuse opposed to being the real thing. The fight started off as my dad said well I do more than you do in one day so how can you be so tired and sore that you can’t even do your chores, and you need to get up off of your lazy butt and start doing them right now before I get really mad. Then there is me being the smart-elic I am said well what about the days you’re off work you’re always sitting down on your lazy butt watching TV and you hardly ever move from one spot, you would rather have people bring our food to you hand and foot opposed to you getting it yourself. Then with that dad really got upset, and stormed off out of the room. When he came back he only had a few words to say, which were do you have anything to say for yourself? I replied very calmly and said well of course I do because I don’t have to do this today, because I am sore. And that mess in this kitchen I didn’t do that, so I shouldn’t be the one to clean it up. I shouldn’t have to clean that up whenever I didn’t do that. So you or someone who actually made it should, not me. Then that was the end of that conversation between me and him for the day.