Personal Metaphors

If I were an Animal, I would be a black cat because I am full of mystery and wisdom just like the black cats that have come before us.
If I were a car, I would be a black 1967 Mustang Fastback because it shows I’m not afraid to look good and drive fast at all times.
If I were an article of clothing, I would be a bra because I am always there to help support other people.
If I were a day of the week, I would be a Wednesday because it reminds me that the week is halfway over.
If I were a food, I would be chicken leg because then I would be the best tasting of meat there was.
If I were a color, I would be the color red because I am very passionate about the things I do.
If I were a movie, I would be a scary movie because I have a sick twisted mind when it comes to the things I think about.
If I were a fragrance, I would be manly musk (that smelled good) because then I could smell myself all the time.
If I were a type of building I would be a skyscraper because then I would finally be taller than people.
If I were a plant, I would be an oak tree so that way I can provide people with the proper amount of shade and give the people that didn’t like me poison oak.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be an oboe because it is a double reed instrument meaning I am two sided (meaning that I have a masculine side and a somewhat feminine side).
If I were a geometric shape, I would be a octagon because there are many different sides to my personality.
If I was a piece of furniture, I would be a chair because a chair is a comfy place to sit in.
If I were a song, I would be a rap song because you could sum up my life with it.
If I were an appliance, I would be a freezer because I like things to be very cold around me.
If I were a television character, I would be a Sheldon (off of Big Bang Theory) because I would love to get on everyone’s nerves just by opening my mouth.
If I were a season of the year, I would be winter because it’s beautiful to see all the snow and the dead things around me.
If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be a sunrise because it sets the mood for a new day to start.
If I were a comic character, I would be Batman because then I would be rich and sexy at all times. ;)

If I were a word, I would be the word love because everyone has to experience it at least once in their life.